Which came first? The cow or the milk? I am not Google so I’m not the person to ask but I will answer the question of whether “Lack toes and told her aunt” (Or whatever them kids are saying nowadays) is a real disease or not.
Back in my day, milk was very important in our daily lives on the farm. It gave us the big muscles we needed and the energy to throw hay bale from one trailer to another. But in today’s society, milk is evil. What happens when people drink it? They have to run to a bathroom and you don’t want to know what happens there. So how did our world come to this point? Well, first of all, it is not a real disease. The real issue is rather simple…Italians. They believe they cannot have a cappuccino (coffee with milk) after noon. The Italians have infiltrated the minds of our children into thinking something more radical…they cannot have milk at all.
Now, I did not grow up on a farm, but I did see cows almost everyday, so i do know what I’m talking about. So, how do we combat this obvious attack…buy and drink milk (but not from Dollar General cause it’s nasty). And whatever you do, do NOT go to the bathroom afterwards, because that’s exactly what the Italians want you to do. Drink as much as possible to the point of replacing it with water. Too expensive? Buy a cow. No more money spent on milk. In the end, you have a cow and milk. If the doctor says you have “Lack toast and tall or rent”, DO NOT BELIEVE THEM!! Call them a liar and drink more milk.
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