So, you signed up for the Wild Wipes Draws Newsletter. It was a great idea because I have great stuff planned. Or at least I am planning on planning to plan some great ideas. They just pop into my head every once in a while but something in the water makes me forget it. The world is trying to suppress my ideas…
ANYWAY! Make sure to stay tuned for the Wild Wipes Draws Business Conference where we will discuss our plans for the new 2025-2026 season. We would love to hear from you but don’t expect us to use your ideas at all because they are prolly dumb and our ideas are much better. But still feel free to share. Or you could just support my geniusness.
In the fall, we will be conducting interviews for Wild Wipes Draws Business positions. The following are the positions and their roles we will be hiring for:
Supreme Treasurer of Dubious Wealth ($0 Monthly): Poorly advise how we should spend our “budget”
Director of Important Meetings ($-10): Schedule useless meetings
Nephew ($Nothing): I literally have no idea why we are hiring a nephew. We wont even be related. (Most likely some idiots idea)
Please tell your friends (if you have any…) about this newsletter because there are a lot of opportunities for spending money coming up. Thanks!!
If it any gravy, it’s lazy.