So what exactly is happening in the World Cup right now…and where is the cup? Is there a correlation between countries that play in it and coffee? Will there be coffee in the cup? I’m certainly no scientist, but I am extremely smart according to my grandmother, so I will try my best to answer these questions.
First of all, it’s called soccer…not football (futball). Why? Specific reasons. So coffee… Most countries that are in the World Cup are mass distributors of coffee. So is there a correlations to soccer and coffee. According to a genius (ChatGPT), he says, “You’ve reached our limit of messages. Please try again later.” I don’t know any of those fancy words, so hopefully it helps. Onto the coffee in the World Cup, the World Cup actually does not look like a cup but more of a sphere which is highly impractical for coffee, so unless the press releases pictures of the top of the cup, i can neither confirm or not confirm this question.
Finally, what is happening for real in the World Cup….A lot of soccer. Basically there are a lot of games and most have either a winner or loser or just losers. There are points being scored and a lot more missed. The most exciting World Cup match I saw was actually on the UFC Freedom 250 where Topuria and Gaejthe fought. Not soccer, but close enough. Much more exciting.
ANYWAY! Go check out my new drawing because it is quite a masterpiece according to multiple sources that I shall not name for confidential purposes, but rest assured, they are real people.
"This is all a dream?! All right! Bring on the dancing tubas!"